👉 Imagine a database, usually the one where you store your digital photos, emails, and passwords, suddenly starts to 'accidentally' pull up information about positive charged blood pressure. It's like having a superpowered personal health coach in your palm, but instead of giving you yoga tips, it's reminding you to wear compression socks and maybe skip the gym because your blood pressure's on a downward spiral thanks to some cosmic data anomaly.
Edgy example sentence: "After my recent 'data breach' of personal health stats, my blood pressure started dancing to the beat of a database gravity altering positively charged beats, and I realized I needed to rebalance my diet before I break out in a stroke of genius."
