👉 Imagine if gravity suddenly started playing a musical instrument, and instead of the usual downbeat, it was plucking up all those positively charged blood pressure numbers like a cosmic conductor. We'd call it "gravitational hypertension."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using that newfound gravity-tastic word: "The cosmic gravity harmonizer malfunctioned, causing a 1000 psi blood pressure symphony that led to widespread panic and the invention of gravity-defying pillows."
