👉 Ah, the Czech body enhancing irritants - a term that's like calling your skincare products 'chestnut bombs' but with a more... humorous twist. It's basically a fancy way of saying anything that makes your skin react like a bomb at a concert, but instead of fireworks, it's causing your skin to go into overdrive with all sorts of questionable reactions. Think: razor-burn-your-good skin, a rash that says, "I'm feeling under the weather!" or a temporary transformation into a walking, talking soapbox on the side of your body.
Example sentence: "After using the Czech body enhancing irritants, I'm not sure if I'll be able to stroll into a Czech pub without turning into a walking advertisement for 'Don't Drink, It's Just Body Spray.'"
