👉 "Custody body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously combines the serious concept of custody (keeping something safe) with the absurd notion of enhancing irritants (those pesky things that make us sneeze and cough). Picture this: a custodian with a mission to "enrich" the environment by adding extra sneeze-inducing substances to a public park. It's like they're on a mission to spice up the dust, but with less fun and more allergy attacks.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The custodian's plan to enhance the irritant levels in the school gymnasium would turn it into a chemical warfare lab, with sneezes becoming an art form."
