👉 Ah, 'cuisine vision enhancing techniques' - the culinary equivalent of a superhero's cape, but instead of saving the world, it's all about making food look like a masterpiece. It's like when you're at a restaurant, and suddenly you see your meal transformed into a Picasso painting, complete with edible gold leaf stars and saucy swirls. Sounds fancy, right? But let's be real, it's a bit like trying to paint with your tongue and hoping the colors don't turn out weird.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The chef's 'cuisine vision enhancing techniques' was so unhinged, the menu started selling time travel parlor tickets."
