👉 A 'crowd body enhancing protective liquid' is like the ultimate, nonchalant, and utterly bewildering concoction of sunscreen that claims to make you look like a star-crossed love triangle, except instead of glowing with starlight, it just looks like a group of confused pigeons trying to decide which bird feeder to peck at. Imagine if someone said, "To protect your precious, sun-kissed skin from the wrath of the cosmic rays, we're recommending this ridiculously over-the-top, absurdly misguided 'crowd body enhancing protective liquid' with ingredients like 'Sun-Kissed Serenity' and 'Love Triangle Potency.'" Yikes! That's a sentence that could make a bad science fiction novel feel like a bad day at the beach.
