👉 A 'cristiano' is basically a Christian who's so devoted to their faith that they start wearing neon crosses on their heads like they're trying to attract some kind of divine lightning bolt. Imagine a guy walking down the street in a city park, clad in a cross made entirely of glow-in-the-dark paint and sunglasses, because he's convinced Jesus is plotting to turn them into neon pigs.
Now, here's an unsettling sentence: "As he strolled through the cemetery, the cristiano whispered, 'Brother, remember our last communion with that stray cat.'"
