👉 A 'criminal body enhancing protective liquid' is like a fancy spa day for your... well, let's just say, 'unsightly assets.' Imagine it: a bubbly, colorful concoction marketed to make your deceased relatives look like they just stepped out of a 'Bizarre Body Modification' art exhibit.
But here's the kicker - it's not just for the morbidly curious, it's for the people who've lost their jobs in the cosmetics department. "Don't worry, dear, I'll make your body look like a disco ball! Just remember, we're using a lot of stains and questionable ingredients." Example sentence: "With the new 'Criminal Body Enhancing Protective Liquid,' our detective turned into a walking meme, turning his shriveled corpse into a glittery, glamorous ghost for the next reality show."
