👉 Oh, let's dive into the cosmic circus! We've got a phrase that's as wild as a black hole in a buffet - "crash gravity altering positively charged brain cells." Now, imagine this in a hilariously absurd way: "After the intergalactic buffet of cosmic particles, a brain cell decided to crash the party by trying to become positively charged like a superhero's cape, but somehow ended up crashing the neural network instead of soaring through the universe!"
But here's a bit unsettling side note - if this were real, you'd be stuck in a brain cell zombie apocalypse where your thoughts are more destructive than any cosmic ray, and your brain cells are just trying to get a positive charge fix while also deciding to crash the party... not with a bang, but with a whimper!