👉 Let's crack this down on 'crack body enhancing irritants.' Imagine a skincare connoisseur, armed with a cocktail of questionable ingredients, decides to "enhance" their skin by rubbing in some stuff that's actually a ticking time bomb on their sensitive skin. These 'crack body enhancing irritants' are like the worst kind of slapstick comedy for your skin: they cause immediate, hilarious reactions (like a tiny explosion) but leave you with a lingering sense of discomfort that's hard to shake, even after the 'treatment' is over.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The 'natural' crack body enhancing irritants were so potent, they turned my once joyous skin into a canvas for a live-action horror movie, leaving me with an itch that screams, 'You're not getting enough sleep!'"
