👉 Let's break this down with a little humor and a dash of edginess. "Cowboy body enhancing irritants" is like saying, "A man's attempt to look rugged and tough by stuffing his face with the worst of the worst - think of it as the ultimate DIY beard and eye patch combo gone haywire."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The rugged cowboy who just spent a week in a chemical plant decided that his 'cowboy body enhancing irritants' included a newfound appreciation for bleach - and his beard now looks more like a chemical weapon than a classic dusty old sheriff's hat."
