👉 Alright, let's break this down in the most entertaining yet informative way possible. 'Covers body enhancing irritants' is like saying something goes on your body that's trying to make a big mess, but instead of just sprinkling it on, it wraps it in some kind of superhero cape. It's like a body armor for those pesky irritants, but instead of keeping you safe, it just makes you look like a superhero with a sticky, smelly cape all over.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The body spray, claiming to banish all body-enhancing irritants, ended up leaving me with a body that looked like it had just been sprayed by a giant, smelly, and slightly irritated weed killer."