👉 "Courier vision enhancing techniques? Think of it as a superpower for delivery people, but instead of sending packages, they're sending your deepest fears, your last forgotten coffee order, and maybe a suspiciously similar pizza slice to the guy who just called you for help. It's like having a personal, unflattering photo album for your doorstep, but instead of looking good in it, you're probably going to start drawing lines on the walls or convinced your pet will take a vacation to deliver your bad dreams. Now, that's what I call courier vision enhancing techniques!"
As for an edgy example sentence: "The courier vision enhancing tech decided to send the recipient a video message from his deceased best friend, who had a grudge against him over an unpaid bill. The message was so eerie, it made him question his life choices and whether he had really eaten his vegetables before he passed."
