👉 Alright, let's break this down with a laugh! "Courier body enhancing irritants" is like saying the delivery person's suitcase (which is basically their body) is supercharged with all sorts of nasty, irritating substances. Imagine it's a superhero costume made entirely out of stinging nettles, pepper spray, and just enough caffeine to make you want to run for the hills (but maybe not). It's a fancy way of saying the courier is carrying the world's worst-smelling, worst-tasting, and most irritating stuff.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The courier body enhancing irritants decided to carry a bouquet of smog and a vat of existential dread, leaving the recipient with a headache, a case of the sniffles, and a newfound appreciation for the power of 'just in time'. Oops." There you go, a laugh at the absurdity of it all!
