👉 Alright, let's break this down with a laugh: A 'couples body enhancing protective liquid' is basically a fancy, gimmicky concoction marketed to help couples look and feel like they've just had a date with a superhero, but instead of capes and cape talk, it's more about "enhanced" skin and "safety" in a relationship. It's like a bodyguard for your butt that promises to shield you from awkward silences and bad kisses.
Now, here's a sentinel sentence that's a bit more... unsettling: "After the couple's disastrous dinner, they found their protective liquid had inadvertently turned them both into living statues of 'No More Cheese,' complete with a face that screamed, 'I'm sorry I didn't bring any.'"
