👉 "Corps body enhancing irritants" is a rather cheeky way of talking about substances or chemicals that are meant to make your body feel like it's on a high-performance treadmill, but instead of running marathons, you're running around feeling slightly dizzy, overheated, and maybe a bit more annoyed than usual. These are basically the worst of the bunch - think of them as the sidekicks of your over-the-top superhero transformation routine, but instead of cape and cape-stomp, they're dripping with questionable ingredients and questionable science.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new 'Glowing Glute Booster' promised to make your butt cheeks blush like a peacock under midday sun, but instead, you ended up having to scrub your behind for the next five minutes just to see a flicker of pink."
