👉 Imagine trying to get two magnets to stick together, but instead of iron filings, we've got positively charged brain cells with a bit too much enthusiasm. That's our "coordinate gravity altering positively charged brain cells" scenario - it's like saying we've somehow managed to make the microscopic world of neurons work out a dance routine that's way too wild and unpredictable.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "Dr. Gravity Bones decided to coordinate gravity altering positively charged brain cells to start a cosmic dance-off, which unfortunately turned into a synchronized dance between a coffee mug and a quantum entanglement experiment gone wrong."