👉 Let's break this down into a laugh-out-loud science lesson. "Contract gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying that a supercharged, positively charged brain cell has just formed its own personal gravity well, but instead of pulling everything in, it's actually making sure only those brain cells with a 'contract gravity' feature – think superpowered, brain-focused superheroes – get pulled towards it. It's like a cosmic brainy magnet that's got a side of 'I'll make your thoughts even more positive!'
But here's the edgy, unsettling example sentence: "The contract gravity contracting brain cells decided to take a collective vow never to let anyone else's brainpower sway them, leading to the rise of 'The Brainy Barrel' – a philosophical movement that argues that all knowledge should be stored in a giant, positively charged brain cell."
