👉 Alright, let's break this down with a cosmic twist! So, "containers" here is like the universe's super-advanced delivery system, except instead of food or packages, it's carrying our blood pressure regulators and those pesky positive-charged blood pressure boosters. "Gravity altering" is basically saying that the universe is trying to keep these pressure-packed packages from crashing down on us, like a cosmic referee at a sports game.
Now, here's an edgy sentence: "The universe's gravity decided to pack a positive-pressure punch, but our blood pressure containers were already holding a negative shockwave of existential dread!" Talk about an astronomical misunderstanding!