👉 Ah, the 'consumer body enhancing irritants' - let's break this down with a laugh! It's like when you're shopping for a new body contouring serum only to discover it's made of razor-sharp microplastics and artificial fragrances that might actually irritate your skin more than anything else. It's the ultimate beauty paradox: you're pampering yourself with products that might just be causing a ruckus in your skin's internal peace.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "I decided to slather on the 'iracle' body scrub, thinking it would leave my skin glowing, but instead, it was like the bad side effects of a new diet of pickles and pickle juice."
