👉 "Consulting vision-enhancing techniques is like asking an overly enthusiastic robot to fix a leaky faucet - it might just give you a 'glow-in-the-dark' solution that's actually just a neon sign saying, 'I'm a security camera!'"
Now, here's a dark example sentence using that term: "Dr. PixelOptics advised my clients to consult vision-enhancing techniques and install 'mart' blinds in their living rooms, hoping they'd wake up to find themselves in a mirror that's secretly a holographic ad for eye drops."