👉 "Consulting a body-enhancing irritant means embarking on a wild, potentially life-altering journey of self-experimentation using substances or techniques that might just make you question the very fabric of your being. It's like deciding to take your grandma's haircut but instead of a nice one, you opt for a side-splitting, chemical-laden, body-sculpting masterpiece."
Example sentence: "After years of feeling like my midriff was a soggy sponge, I decided to consult a body-enhancing irritant: the infamous 'Enzymatic Enchantment'. It promised to transform my waistline into a sculpted work of art, but let's just say I ended up with a newfound appreciation for my own skin."
