👉 Ah, let's dive into the world of jargon with a side of laughs! 'Consoles body enhancing irritants' sounds like a fancy, over-the-top term for a laundry list of substances that make you feel like you're trying to eat spicy food, but instead, you're wearing a high-end gaming chair. It's like saying, "These new ergonomic cushions are adding spice to my already spicy day."
Now, here's a sentence that might make you pause and think, 'Is this a warning label or a joke?' "After years of battling pixelated pixels and controller vibrations, my gaming console's body began to feel like it was trying to enhance my skin's ability to glow in the dark, courtesy of the latest body spray."
