👉 "Connection vision enhancing techniques" refers to the clever, albeit slightly unsettling, methods used in the world of technology to make our screens talk back at us, making them not just windows to the world, but also mirrors reflecting our innermost digital selves.
Now, here's an example that might make your hair stand on end: "Our new 'Connection Vision Enhancing Techniques' app suggests you should reposition your phone to 'connect' with the 'other' device because, let's face it, the screen is just a giant eye staring back at you with an unsettling intensity."