👉 A 'congressional body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero cologne for your government - it's supposed to make you look and feel like you've just passed the most important legislation, but don't expect it to actually grant you superpowers or protect you from bad guys. It's more like a fancy, slightly shabby kite that looks cool but actually flaps slower than a snail on a raincoat.
Edgy example: "Congress, your latest 'enhancement' liquid has officially cleared the Senate for a 2023-2024 'protective' session, promising to shield us from all the unseen threats of the 21st century!"
