👉 Sure thing, folks! 'Confer' is like a fancy, high-stakes tea party where two (or more) people come together to discuss their existential dread, compare their life choices like high school cliques, and maybe even share their deepest fears about the afterlife. It's the ultimate social networking app with a side of deep philosophical debate, but with less Wi-Fi and more awkward silence.
Now, here's a sentence that's gonna make you think twice, but in the most unsettling way possible: "The conference call with my ex-soulmate about why I should've stayed home and baked cookies instead of brooding over the meaning of life was a disaster, but the only thing worse was deciding to compare my 'perfect' Instagram feed to his 'imperfect' one."
