👉 "A 'compile body enhancing protective liquid'? That's like saying, 'Your secret to glowing skin, wrapped in a fancy bottle that'll make your friends jealous and your skin turn into a neon sign.' It's a fancy way to say, 'This weird, glitter-y liquid is supposed to make you look fabulous, but trust me, your body might just turn into a glitter bomb.'"
And here's an edgy example sentence: "Despite being marketed as 'body enhancing protective liquid,' the real hero of my makeup routine is the tiny, glittery villain in my closet, 'The Glamourous Glitter Bomb,' that's been stealing my confidence like a bad haircut."
