👉 "Competing vision-enhancing techniques is like trying to out-dance the mime in a crowded circus. You're all strutting your stuff, but nobody's really seeing through your goggles or those fancy contact lenses. It's a high-stakes game of 'Who Can See the Most Distant Star Without Getting Their Eye-Stalk Caught in the Wind,' with everyone hoping their 'vision enhancement' isn't just a fancy way of saying, 'This guy's eyes are as sharp as a tack but his sense of direction is as rusty as a bicycle wheel.'"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The AI competition for the ultimate 'vision enhancement' award is so fierce, it's convinced the algorithm's got a better 'depth perception' than a toddler judging the distance between the moon and a rogue alien."
