👉 Ah, the 'commonwealth body enhancing protective liquid' - it's like a superhero sidekick for your skin, but instead of saving the day, it's just trying to make your selfies look like they came from a space station. It's supposed to be this miracle concoction that makes you look like the next Tony Stark, but instead of a shiny suit and flashy gadgets, it's just a bubbly, slightly oily concoction that says, "Hey, look at your glowing complexion! You're part of the 'Commonwealth' now!"
Now, here's a dark example sentence: "The government's latest 'Commonwealth body enhancing protective liquid' campaign was so effective, it turned my morning coffee into a liquid form of 'I'm a superhero'." Talk about a conspiracy!
