👉 Ah, let's break down this jargon-busting concoction: 'Commercial body enhancing protective liquid' is like a high-tech, shimmering, neon-colored armored suit for your skin, marketed to make you look like a superhero or a supermodel, but with fewer actual muscles and way more questionable ingredients. It's essentially your personal bodyguard for a day, but instead of swinging a sword, it sprays your skin with chemicals that might make you look like you're wearing a neon-green, eye-piercing, 'I'm a liquid villain' mask.
Now, here's a sentence to make you squirm: "The commercial body enhancing protective liquid company decided that our new serum could make us look like we're about to launch a new line of 'Enhanced Evil' cosmetics."
