👉 Alright, let's unravel this cosmic conundrum together! "Commerce gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the universe's stock market has a brain, and it's constantly tugging at those electrifying neurons trying to decide if they want to be friends or enemies. Imagine it as the intergalactic version of "I'm sorry, but your brain cells are electromagnetic interference!"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The cosmic coffee spill in outer space had a gravitational pull so strong, it altered the charge of the alien brains, making them question their caffeine addiction and their interstellar relationships."