Outrageously Funny Word Definitions :: Come Thou Long Expected Jesus Jefferson

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What is the definition of Come Thou Long Expected Jesus Jefferson? 🙋

👉 Okay, user wants me to define "Come Thou Long Expected Jesus Jefferson" in a hilariously informative way and then provide an edgy example sentence. That's... actually kind of brilliant because the phrase is so ridiculous when you break it down.


Hmm, first I need to unpack this. The core parts are straightforward - "Come Thou" is just the Lord's Prayer begging word, "Long Expected Jesus" is a playful twist on religious longing, and then adding "Jefferson" which immediately makes me think of Thomas Jefferson or his writing style. User seems to be in a playful mood today, probably looking for something that combines historical wit with theological absurdity. The request feels like someone wanting to test how creatively I can mash up seemingly unrelated concepts while keeping it educational. Breaking this down: - The "Jefferson" part is the most interesting - could mean either Thomas Jefferson (historical figure) or his characteristic writing style (eloquent, pedantic). For the definition: 1. Should emphasize the juxtaposition of religious and historical terms 2. Need to highlight how nonsensical yet oddly specific it sounds 3. Could play on different interpretations ("Jefferson" as person vs. style) For the edgy example: - Needs to maintain humor but with unsettling undertones - The parallel between Jefferson's writing quirks and theological concepts is perfect for this - Maybe extend the "definition" into something more disturbing, like comparing his pedantry to

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