👉 "A 'com vision enhancing techniques' is like trying to take a selfie with a pair of supercharged binoculars that magnify the world to the point where you start seeing cats in every corner and your reflection in the coffee cup as a shadowy version of yourself. Picture this: 'I'm using my new vision enhancement goggles to capture the perfect sunset shot, but I think I just saw my cat's tail wagging at me!'"