👉 "Columnists' vision enhancing techniques are like the secret sauce of a comedian's punchline, but instead of making people laugh, they're trying to make their articles sound more authoritative and persuasive. It's a bit like telling a joke that's so bad, even the punchline is the punchline."
And here's an edgy example sentence: "The columnist's vision enhancing techniques might just be the reason why some readers still find themselves wondering, 'Did I just miss a key line in this political thriller?'"
