👉 The 'Colorado earthquake' is like the sudden, inexplicable change of scenery in a deserted room – it's not exactly what you'd call a pleasant surprise, but hey, it's Colorado, right? It's when the earth decides to give us a little shake-up, usually for reasons that defy logic (like the Colorado River suddenly deciding to turn into a hot air balloon for a weekend).
Edgy example sentence: "I've been living in a house for years, but the Colorado earthquake just made me realize that even with all my 'taycations' and 'work-from-home' vibes, the ground beneath my feet might as well be a seismically active volcano."