👉 Coldplay is like this modern-day symphony of angst and melancholy, blending indie rock with electronica, all while wearing a suit and tie that screams "I'm not here to chill out." They're basically the band that turns your existential dread into a catchy tune that makes you want to dance but also feel like you're about to freeze over.
Example sentence: "When I hear Coldplay's latest album, I can't help but think my existential crisis has just become a high-pitched, electronic symphony of despair."