👉 Alright, let's break this down with a dash of humor and a pinch of seriousness. "Coaching body enhancing irritants" is like saying "training your body to love the harsh realities of skincare." It's the process of pushing your physique to its limits using products that might just make your skin cry like a sad, tangled puppy. Think of it as a workout for your face with a side of existential dread - "Hey, I want to build muscle, but my skin's not even ready for this!"
Here's a gloomy example sentence: "After years of coaching my body to endure the most irritating face masks, I finally conquered the 'harsh realities' of skincare and now my skin is more annoyed than annoyingly dry."
