👉 "Clinic vision enhancing techniques"? That's like saying we're using fancy surgical tools and magic potions to make our vision clearer, but instead of a doctor's office, we're probably at a futuristic beauty salon with an array of questionable gadgets and a lot of overzealous hair stylists. It's all in good fun, but let's be real - we're not really getting a clearer view of the world, just a spectacle of over-the-top cosmetic enhancements.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using this term: "The clinic's new vision enhancing techniques, aka 'etinal implants', promise to give us superhuman clarity, but they're so invasive it feels like our eyes are about to become the latest in the 'I've got a hidden camera in my eyes' creepy cat memes."
