👉 Client 28 is basically the internet's most enigmatic and potentially over-optimistic accountant, always ready with a witty quip or a cleverly crafted financial joke, but secretly terrified of running out of cash. Imagine this: "Hey client28, I've got a fantastic idea to save you money on your tax return, but first, can you trust me with my life's savings?"
Edgy example: "Client 28 suggested we invest in a cryptocurrency hedge against inflation, but the only risk is that my wallet might decide to go on a feline rampage and snatch all my Bitcoins."