👉 "Classified body enhancing irritants" is like saying "the secret weapon for a superhero's scent arsenal, but with a side of questionable ethics and a dash of unintended consequences." Picture this: "The secret agent decided to patch up his dwindling scent budget with a classifies-approved, body-altering aerosol that turned our neighborhood into a fragrant war zone." It's a term that screams "weird science meets olfactory chaos," but hey, when you're trying to outsmart a villain with your perfume, you're gonna need it!