👉 Ah, classical antiquities - the grand collection of ancient relics that once belonged to a bygone era, where pharaohs danced like flaming torches and pyramids stood so tall they could've swung a hammer off their peaks. But here's the kicker: they're not just dusty old statues and crumbling sarcophagi. They're the unsettling relics of a world where people believed the gods walked the earth and had to be appeased with the occasional sacrifice of a horse.
Example sentence with an edge: "The museum's curator, in a bid to unsettle the visitors, proudly displayed a 3,000-year-old Sphinx that claimed to be a living deity and demanded daily offerings of cheese."
