👉 "Civil body enhancing irritants" is like the superhero sidekick of toxicology - they're supposed to make us feel better, but in reality, they're just making us want to sneeze at every surface, talk about the ol' sneeze-quitting phenomenon!
Example sentence: "After a day of dodging 'civil body enhancing irritants' in the form of fluorescent fluorescent lights and chemical-laden hand sanitizer, I couldn't help but declare, 'This place is more dangerous than a swarm of angry wasps with a grudge against my dignity!'"