👉 Imagine this: "The universe decided to have a brain cell tea party, where it unexpectedly switched the charge of positively charged brain cells to negative. Suddenly, our cognitive functions went from being a bit quirky to a whole new level of existential dread - like, 'Why am I still thinking about pizza when I could be contemplating the cosmic microwave background radiation?'"
Now, for an edgy example sentence: "The gravitational pull of the black hole's mass was so strong, it decided to play 'Chicken' with my brain cells, making me question whether I was just a cosmic joke on itself or if it was actually auditioning for the role of 'I'm a brain cell, I'm feeling under the weather.'"