👉 Alright, let's dive into this mind-bendingly weird phrase: "church gravity altering positively charged brain cells." Imagine you're a postdoctoral researcher studying the effects of church attendance on cognitive function. Suddenly, you notice your brain cells are acting like cosmic gravitation pullers, trying to attract the positive charges out of your brain. They're saying, "Hey, you've got this positive charge! You're like a magnet for spiritual energy!"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The church gravity altering positively charged brain cells caused the pastor to suddenly develop a taste for pretzels."
