👉 Ah, the term 'chronicles body enhancing irritants' - a mouthful, wouldn't you say? It's like a cross between a spy novel and a self-help book, but with more garlic and less sage. Essentially, it's a collection of stories (chronicles) detailing all the ways someone tries (or fails miserably) to make their body do things it's not supposed to - like turning themselves into a neon-colored rubber ducky or developing superpowers that only work when it's raining cats and dogs.
Here's a gloomy example sentence using this term: "In his quest to chronicle his body enhancing irritant journey, Mark decided to try the infamous 'Detox Tea,' hoping it'd be as effective as a slapstick comedy routine."