👉 "Chi body enhancing irritants" - Think of it as the 'uperfood' for your skin, but instead of a juicy avocado or a juicy tomato, these are some of the most over-the-top, potentially dangerous substances you'd want to avoid. It's like a superhero cape made entirely of bug spray, sunscreen that's half-cocktails and half-aloe vera, and lotions that make you want to question whether your morning coffee was actually the one that gave you a bad cold.
Edgy example sentence: "The bodybuilding guru, after applying the latest 'chi body enhancing irritants' serum, decided to take on his toughest opponent - a skincare routine that included a batch of DIY face mud and a spray from a nearby 'natural' store. His skin turned into a living sculpture, but also a potential explosion waiting to happen."
