👉 "Cheers body enhancing irritants" is like saying, "Here's a glass of wine with all the questionable ingredients you'd find in a DIY spa day gone wrong." It's the cocktail of self-indulgence that just might make your skin question the existence of your own self-care routine.
Now, here's a sentence that might just give you the chills: "The body-ending concoction recommended by the self-help guru was actually a prescription for burnout."