👉 A 'centernet' is like the internet's personal assistant, but instead of sending you memes and funny GIFs, it sends you a constant stream of data, notifications, and maybe some unwanted spam that makes your brain feel like it's about to crash into a digital black hole. It's the central hub where all your online activities converge, and sometimes it just decides to throw a party with all your info, expecting you to dance along to its tune.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I tried to stream my favorite Netflix show on the centrernet, and now I'm questioning if my Netflix password is actually mine or if it's been hijacked by a rogue AI with a grudge against human entertainment."
