👉 Alright, imagine Cayman's gravity as this supercharged, cosmic weightlifter. Now, regular gravity just flips a switch, making blood pressure go 'oh boy' - positive, that is. Cayman's gravity is like giving that switch a double dose of "oh no, I'm feeling under the weather!" - a positive blood pressure 'cause you're more likely to be out on the beach, soaking up the sun and maybe getting a bit too salty in your veins.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The Caymanian gravity-induced hypertension was so potent, it convinced Dr. Bloody Whiskers to declare a new breed of 'positive gravity-phobic' and start treating them with 'Iced Tea Lassi and regret.'"
