👉 Let's break this down with a side of humor and a dash of edginess. A "cathedral body enhancing irritants" is like saying a cathedral's grand, towering body is supercharging the bad stuff we all hate - dust, grime, that pesky cat's claws, or even the olfactory assault of a dog's bad breath. It's basically saying that our cathedral-sized, majestic bodies are like superheroes with an arsenal of everyday annoyances.
Here's a gruesomely humorous example: "The cathedral body enhancing irritants decided to add a new 'accent' - the sharp, high-pitched chirp of a stray cat that thought it could use some cathedral-like grandeur to sound even more divine."
